legfruit:

tips for future college kids!!

- i dont have any
- none of us know what we’re doing
- make rich friends

paranoid-panda:

royedask:

Source: (x)

(pixiv link)

So we had a bunch of balloons chilling around and they are deflating so they kind of float along the ground. Anyway, I was going to go to the bathroom but I was thinking, “You know, shitty Supernatural episodes always have like really intense final moments. Maybe I should wait.” But then I was like nah, so I went to close the bathroom door.

But…

It didn’t close.

So I look down and one of the balloons is chilling right there by the door. Then it spun a little and the dark, nipple-like spot on the the top of the balloons pointed towards the tv.
Long story short…
A balloon convinced me to wait to pee until the end of my show
I live a sad life

hareembeam:

Based on this hilarious post!

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

imagine shooting santa clause out of the sky

IM ALUGHING BECUASE ALL I CAN heAR HIM SHOUTInG IS “ho ho HOLY SHIT

casintheshire:

The barn episode of The Walking Dead!!!!

References to other fandoms in my fandoms?

give.me.more.

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I fucking choked a dorito

tagged as:   #shitfuck 

shmexypanda:

theheartmaid:

the-majestic-karkat:

dragonsroar:

totemo-kawaii-ne:

tachibanya:

chirart:

the-soul-eater-alchemist:

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LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FUCK YOU BY THE WRITERS IN THE HISTORY OF SHIPPING.

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do you really want to go there

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THAT LAST ONE THO

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U WANNA FUCKIN GO

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EXCUSE YOU

WOW THAT LA ST ONE

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heh heh heh we win

erenhomoger:

hihihiroomi:

what the fuck

we have the same chrome theme im scared 

HW