tips for future college kids!!
- i dont have any
- none of us know what we’re doing
- make rich friends
So we had a bunch of balloons chilling around and they are deflating so they kind of float along the ground. Anyway, I was going to go to the bathroom but I was thinking, “You know, shitty Supernatural episodes always have like really intense final moments. Maybe I should wait.” But then I was like nah, so I went to close the bathroom door.
It didn’t close.
So I look down and one of the balloons is chilling right there by the door. Then it spun a little and the dark, nipple-like spot on the the top of the balloons pointed towards the tv.
Long story short…
A balloon convinced me to wait to pee until the end of my show
I live a sad life
imagine shooting santa clause out of the sky
IM ALUGHING BECUASE ALL I CAN heAR HIM SHOUTInG IS “ho ho HOLY SHIT”
The barn episode of The Walking Dead!!!!
References to other fandoms in my fandoms?
I fucking choked a dorito
LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FUCK YOU BY THE WRITERS IN THE HISTORY OF SHIPPING.
do you really want to go there
THAT LAST ONE THO
U WANNA FUCKIN GO
WOW THAT LA ST ONE
heh heh heh we win